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Jodorowsky’s Team: Denver Nuggets

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Noted Surrealist Film Director Alejandro Jodorowsky has provided notes to Tim Connelly on how to get the most out of his players this off-season.

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Wilson Chandler – “Seduce Medusa by looking her right in the eye.”

Randy Foye – “Who can take a sunrise and sprinkle it with dew? You can. You can.”

Darrell Arthur – “Shave the stars off your face.”

Ty Lawson – “Your body is made of micro machines. Oil them with the blood of your dreams.”

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Danilo Gallinari – “You are a clown in a world without laughter.”

JaVale McGee – “When you are on the court, try and stop all the music.”

Timofey Mozgov – “If you’re knees are oatmeal, be brown sugar.”

Arron Afflalo – “You are still magic, you turn Orlando into gold.”

Brian Shaw – “Try not to alienate everyone this year.”