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Episode 28 – Chopped & Beard

James Harden is influencing the competition. See what I did there?

James Harden and Houston hip hop legend DJ Screw have one thing in common: Making sober people feel under the influence.

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Trip Metal Guide to the NBA Western Conference

Trip Metal is the nebulous growing force, littering the underground with implied confusion. But if you follow the TM on twitter one diversion tactic is the invention of new micro-genres. And what better way to understand every NBA team than a specific genre for them? Now we head west.

Minnesota Timberwolves

Canadian Lean

Get turnt on Wiggins.

Los Angeles Lakers

Hollywood Zepplin

Bloated, weird and old

Utah Jazz

Mormon Skronk

Quin Snyder is becoming as personable as Miles Davis these days.

stephen-hawking-simpsons

Sacramento Kings

Gay Boogie

The Future is Now.

Denver Nuggets

Psych Boredom

End The Brian Shaw Era Now

Oklahoma City Thunder

Post Frack

The atmosphere is killing Westbrook’s fashion sense.

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New Orleans Pelicans

Funeral Jass

More like Mardi Grass, amirite?

Phoenix Suns

Desert Stank

Like Meat Puppets II, but not

San Antonio Spurs

T Shirt Tucked into Jeans Core

Drown your kids in the Riverwalk

goldengun

Los Angeles Clippers

Post Early Skrewdriver

Where have you gone, Donald Sterling Donald Sterling?

Dallas Mavericks

Commercial Jingles for Shark Tank products

No, because it’s different for Mark Cuban. He doesn’t wear a tie.

Houston Rockets

Neu NASA

We have liftoff, brah.

Memphis Grizzlies

Goofy Hat Blooze

Like Parrotheads, but worse.

andy

Portland Trail Blazers

Riot Loppz

Robin Lopez In a Dress

Golden State Warriors

Splash Wave

Gett Wett

 

Last Nights Number: Houston Rockets vs Orlando Magic

120

Two games in a row the struggling Orlando Magic scored 120 points. In the 121-114 win over the Bulls, they shot 59.3%, but in the 120-113 win over the Houston Rockets, they only shot 48.9%

Channing Frye scored 15 points, his second higest scoring night of the season. Ben Gordon scored 12 off the bench and Elfrid Payton went in with 15 points. Victor Oladipo capped off his 33 point night against the Bulls and got 32 against the Rox.

The Rockets were playing shorthanded with only 8 players but had James Harden score 26 and Dwight Howard score 23. Kyle O’Quin came off the bench for 5 points.
I’ve gone on about O’Quin in the Magic road trip piece I published last week, but the 4-spot is such a weakness for the Magic and may have to live or die on Channing Frye’s shot. Vucevic and Oladipo will keep you pretty steady while Payton will hold you back immensely, and Tobias Harris is still out with injury.

But at least we have this!

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Last Nights Number: Houston Rockets vs New York Knicks

26

Oh the Knicks. It’s so bad in New York that they’re probably a loss away from being declared a state of emergency and Quincy Acy is whisked awy by a FEMA worker with a blanket and put in a trailer to recuperate.

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Yikes. Jose Calderon, rumored to be on the trading block, didn’t earn any fans with 21 minutes and 0 points,  4 rebounds, 4 assists and 2 turnovers. The Knicks bench had a bump from future Garden legends Travis Wear and Langston Galloway, scoring 21 and 19 respectively.  The Knicks also gave up 21 turnovers.

Washington Wizards and the No Good, Very Meh Road Trip

The Washington Wizards were soaring high as the holidays came to around. A marquee game against the New York Knicks on Christmas Day. But their holiday plans were cut short because they started a brutal five-game road trip against some of the top teams in the Western Conference. As the Atlanta Hawks start to soar, the Wizards sputtered. I take a look at these games and examine the past as to what happened.

Wizards at Houston Rockets 104-103

Bradley Beal had took over the game to hold off a furious return from the Rockets. He scored 33 points on 5 for 11 shooting from beyond the arc and made all ten of his free throws. John Wall had 13 points and 12 assists. James Harden ran wild on the Wiz defense for 33 points, while Corey Brewer had 15 points off the bench.

The Wizards bench went dead cold with three players not scoring at all and Rasual Butler had his hot streak slowed down to just 8 points. This was one of the first appearances for Josh Smith and he already started to regress from his Houston start.

Wizards at Dallas Mavericks 114-87

The next night, the Wizards moved the party to Dallas where they were going to release Martell Webster from his injury purgatory. Webster played 14 minutes, missed all 4 shots from the field and the one shot from three points. He made 3 of 5 free throws. Dejuan Blair also took time out of the cryogenic freezer and played 12 minutes to attempt to slow down the Mavericks domination in the paint. Blair had 5 rebounds and 9 points.

The Wizards couldn’t do a thing to stop the Mavs with 50 points being scored in the paint and Monta Ellis got 20 points off of John Wall. Chandler Parsons racked up 14 points and Dirk Nowitzki grabbed 13 points and 8 rebounds. It was an ugly game for the Wizards, even if the turnout got Randy Wittmann to open up his bench for once.

Wizards at Oklahoma City Thunder 109-102

How much narrative can you take?  This game was Durant’s first game back from a break with a sore ankle. It was also his first game against hometown favorite Washington Wizards. And, maybe, I dunno, you’ve heard that there’s a whole group of people in Washington who want Durant to come back home? It’s the kind of news that is filed behind a certain dysfunctional football team.

And Durant wanted to make his hometown boys remember him, so he put up 34 points on 12 for 18 from the field, 4 for 7 from three and 6 of 7 from the free throw line. It countered the awful shooting night from Russell Westbrook where he went 8 for 23.

John Wall pulled another double-double on 14 pts and 12 assists. Beal grabbed 21 while Andre Miller taught the Thunder bench a lesson with 15 points on 5 for 9 shooting.

Wizards at San Antonio Spurs 101-92

Once again the interior defense of the Wizards collapsed under the pressure of a better Western team. Spurs went HAM in the paint, getting 52 points. Boris Diaw had 14 off the bench, and Tiago Splitter had 19 points and although Tim Duncan only got 4 points, his 9 rebounds to lead all players.

Wall and Beal had 15 points a piece, while Butler was stopped in his tracks again, ending with only 3 points. Nene was shut down around the hoop and got zero rebounds.

Wizards at New Orleans Pelicans 92-85

The Wizards end their five days with a win, wrapping up their record as 2-3. The Wizards took it to the Pelicans hard at first and kept Anthony Davis in check for most of the first half.

Bradley Beal had another inconsistent game, only 6 points and three made field goals, only three three-point attempts and he didn’t make it to the line at all. In fact, the entire team only shot 20% from three, only hitting 2 of 10 attempts. Both of those came from Paul Pierce who ended with 14.

The bench unit once again saved the night with Andre Miller putting on a class with 12 points on 100% shooting. Kris Humphries went after the boards like mad and  finished with 10 points and 5 rebounds. And in 20 minutes, Otto Porter had 7 rebounds, 3 steals and 3 blocks to go with his 6 points.

John Wall blew two turnovers in what is becoming a bad habit. Wall comes down half court, the team is down in the post, no cuts are being made and Wall tries to make an acrobatic move, hoping someone comes to his aid. They don’t and he leaps in the air, tossing the ball carelessly and into the hands of an opponent. It’s still a really bad habit that he can’t shake and he did it in almost back to back possessions.

Other Observations

Paul Pierce’s mixed bag scoring nights, in order: 21, 9, 12, 5, & 14.

The Wizards interior defense, a long concern of mine, gave up at least 50 points three times. And the other time they gave up 42 points. But in that stretch Dejuan Blair, who was brought in to be a rim protector, only played 14 minutes. Which is actually a huge bump in his production, but still not the amount of time he expected when he signed up. The bright spot in the trip was holding the Pelicans to 38 points in the paint during that last game.

Rasual Butler, the bench relief that has been so dependable for the Wizards, also went cold in the stretch. He only scored in double digits once and in two games he only scored 3 points.

Total Team Turnovers for the Five games, in order: 21, 23, 15, 9 & 12. Way to clean up your act on the road!

Martell Webster finally appeared in a Wizards game, for only two of the games. In 19 minutes he scored 4 points.

And yet his return was enough for the rumors to come afloat that second-round 2nd year man Glen Rice Jr is going to be waived if a trade partner can’t be found. Rice couldn’t ever get on the floor and had a blowup with coach Wittman during a blowout loss to the Toronto Raptors. It’s another nail in the coffin that Washington is unable to develop second round players. And the fact that they can’t find a trade partner for the Summer League MVP gives a league wide impression on how the Wizards can screw up a young guy. The fact that Beal and Wall are as good as they are seem more as an anomaly than anything else.

Butler-nomics: Chicago Bulls vs Houston Rockets

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Jimmy Butler only had one block in the 114-105 win over the Rockets. But what a block.

The block stifled the ability of the Rockets to go ahead and kept the Bulls ahead. Butler had 22 points on 7 for 17 shooting, 2 of 4 from three point line and made 6 of his 7 free throws. He kept Harden to 20 points, on 7 for 22 shooting.

The Atlanta Hawks Do Not Care About Western Conference Dominance

As the first week of January comes to a close, the Atlanta Hawks are in first place of the East for the first time since 1997. The Joe Johnson-Josh Smith heyday is now replaced with Jeff Teague, Paul Millsap, and Al Horford.

Not only are the Hawks on top of the east, but are running circles around their opponents in the stronger Western Conference.

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The two losses include a two-point, early season loss to the San Antonio Spurs where Tim Duncan had a double-double. Jeff Teague went 2 for 8 in the field and Kyle Korver went 3 for 10 and 1 of 5 from the three point line. And they still only lost by two points.

The Other loss was a fluky 114-109 loss to the Los Angeles Lakers. Kobe Bryant had 28 points and Carlos Boozer had 20 and again, Kyle Korver’s shooting was off and he ended with 8 points.

Three of those eight wins came in a pre-Christmas flurry where they had three games in four days and defeated (in order) the Houston Rockets, Dallas Mavericks and Los Angeles Clippers. All three of those games featured a different high scoring Hawk. Against the Rockets, Korver regained his shot for 22 points. Dennis Schroder took it to the Mavericks for 22 points and DeMare Carroll bested the Clippers for 25 points.

Those three wins came after a trip where they also defeated the Chicago Bulls(holding them to 86 points) and the Cleveland Cavaliers.

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The Hawks ability to share the ball helps them confound the stronger Western opponents. Early wins had Paul Millsap and Jeff Teague sharing the top spot for scoring, but the fact that teams have seen Shelvin Mack put up 24 against the Cavs or DeMarre Carroll carve up the defensive minded Clippers. The weapons are too strong for opponents and although the health of that squad leaves fans breathless, the Hawks are as real as it gets.