Trip Metal is the nebulous growing force, littering the underground with implied confusion. But if you follow the TM on twitter one diversion tactic is the invention of new micro-genres. And what better way to understand every NBA team than a specific genre for them? First I go in on the Eastern Conferece from worst to first.
New York Knicks
Ambient Vacuum Cleaner
They’re expensive and they suck.
It’s like pinstripes, but different.
Venture Capitalist Core
Stock Pile Assets! (chugga breakdown)
Smoove Free Zone
Circa Christmas 2014 till present
Vaping in a Parking Lot Waiting to Leave This Town Core
Larry Bird ain’t walking into that parking lot
90’s Starter Jacket
The Pride is Back
This even goes meta once Prokorov said he was gonna sell.
This Bosh Town!
4th Wave Beach Boys
Sea Captain Hats are not optional
Greek Paul Stretch
He’s European? You probably haven’t heard of him.
Windy City Endurance
40 Minutes A Night Or Die
Started From the Bottom of the Division
Wall of John
Linked Arms. True Hearts. Can’t Lose.
Bring the Swagger back