Lil B was recently interviewed in Slam about the Kevin Durant curse, as I am want to do, I decided to answer those questions as if I was Lil B. No disrespect to the Based God of course (please don’t put a curse on me)
People don’t realize the burden of someone who made a curse has to carry too. Everywhere I go I get calls from the oracles asking me if it’s still on. You know they never talk to each other so you gotta answer like 4-5 calls a day. I don’t know what else those guys do, but their cellular plan has to be on point.
I want him to come to DC obviously. If he wins in Oklahoma, his chances of coming back home become slimmer I think. He might still do it as a victory lap thing if the Thunder does win, but c’mon, a starting lineup of John Wall, Bradley Beal, Durant, Otto Porter and Marcin Gortat? So based.
Boogie is based. Jabari Parker is based. Monta Have it All.
Master P was selling No Limit tapes out of his trunk and mid-range jumpers out of the passenger side. I think he should really become an owner, so he can employ all the leftover No Limit rappers. Plus can you imagine the color schemes of that team?
Nah, I keep him in a box at home.
It will in 2016 when he comes to DC. You know what to do, Kevin.